DeNae's Salute to Fudge, Day 16:
Today, that letter arrived.
Not just any letter. This is that one letter from that one family who is either convinced the rest of the world is blind, deaf, and terminally stupid, or who has rose-colored glasses so thick you could sink ships with them.
The letter says things like, "Our oldest, Chastity Peace Perfectbottom, has found a way to combine her training in French cuisine with her extraordinary gift with the written word."
Of course, you see Chastity Peace every time you take the scouts to IHOP. She's the one responsible for the white board informing customers that "Todays Speshul is Banna Walnut
Crape's Krayp's Pancake's Ask About Are Hot Chocklit."
Poor Chastity Peace. She'll never live up to that terrible letter. Drop by IHOP with a tin full of fudge and the required paperwork to become an emancipated minor, or at least to have her name changed to Ashley Blanding.