Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Assault With Intent to Fiddle

DeNae's Salute to Fudge, Day 14:

You attended the Middle School Orchestra Christmas Concert tonight. In this case, it made the most sense to simply jam the fudge directly into your ear canal.

Even if the fudge contained big walnut chunks, it was still more pleasant than actually listening to the performance. Middle School Orchestra Concerts are reportedly being used as interrogation tools in the fight against terrorism.

("Tell us where the nukes are, or we'll play 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' again! Don't think we won't!")


mCat said...

I thank my Heavenly Father every single day, that my kids never desired to play anything with strings and a bow. EVERY,DAY

Kim Bee said...

tear....Bailis learning chello this year....I'm learning to spell it?

Kazzy said...

Around these parts the high school orchestra teacher is also the jr high orchestra teacher. He gets some decent playing out of the kids.

mCat...LOL. My son plays cello and it is miles better than those smaller instruments.