Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Assault With Intent to Fiddle
You attended the Middle School Orchestra Christmas Concert tonight. In this case, it made the most sense to simply jam the fudge directly into your ear canal.
Even if the fudge contained big walnut chunks, it was still more pleasant than actually listening to the performance. Middle School Orchestra Concerts are reportedly being used as interrogation tools in the fight against terrorism.
("Tell us where the nukes are, or we'll play 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' again! Don't think we won't!")