Wednesday, June 15, 2011

O Wise One Wednesday

I love this little red owl.  Credit to Dan Rizzolo.

Yes, it's that time again.  Time to scrape some more wisdom off my cranium, mix it with a little common sense, and mortar the bricks of culture and civilization into a wall of brilliance and total smartness.

HA!  Take that, stupid, stupid William Faulkner.  Like writing's so haaard.

*ahem*

Flash mobs know they're flash mobs.  They practice.  If you haven't been invited to the flash mob practice, you are not in a flash mob.  You're just an idiot doing the macarena in the middle of the food court. 

Anyone who does the macarena with you is also an idiot. 

7 comments:

Becca said...

Wha? Did I just become an idiot, or was I an idiot the moment I slapped my own tookis? Darn that Macarena.

Garden of Egan said...

So what are you really saying? Do you have a secret wish to be dancing on The Strip?

Kristina P. said...

I'm working on a Snuggie flash mob. I'm sure no one will see it coming.

HalfAsstic.com said...

But if I jump up and join the two idiots, would it be a flash mob then?

Lara said...

Next time you're in a flash mob, will you pleeeeease invite me to be in it? Because I don't want to be the idiot dancing the Macarena on a table in the Eatery.

And, also, I would really like to be in a Flash mob someday.

Kazzy said...

I am going to be in a flash mob next Saturday. At the Gateway. In SLC. Shaking my moneymaker.

JoeinVegas said...

anyone who does the Macarena is an idiot