Saturday, May 21, 2011

Happy Apocalypse!



Well.

The Rapture has apparently come and gone, and I'm still here.

I am seriously frosted by this.  I cancelled my cable and everything.

If you got Apocalypsed, before you get all high and mighty on us, would you please drop me a line and let me know you're gone so I can feed your bird or water your ficus or empty your bank accounts?

Thanks.

16 comments:

Kristina P. said...

So weird. I was literally sitting here, going through my Reader, thinking about you and you popped up!

I heard the Rapture is supposed to happen at 2 PM, so there's still time for me to be taken into heaven, while you are stuck here in hell. With Mario Lopez.

Lene said...

I thought it was supposed to happen at 6pm. I am hoping it's delayed since I have a hot date tonight.

Garden of Egan said...

Well according to Kristina there is still time.
Crossing my fingers for you!

Jillybean said...

I heard it would be 6:00 Eastern time. I really think they should have been more specific with the time.

The last few days, I've completely ignored my diet. I still have about $8.00 left on my Cold Stone card (the one I keep on hand for ice cream emergencies) so I think I'll go use it up while I stll can.

Dina said...

Jipped again! Santa missed my house, tooth fairy left my tooth under my pillow, Apocolypse left me is the dust.....i'm starting to get a complex?

Dixie Mom said...

I know...and I spent two days cleaning my house for it. Wanted to be ready....bummer.

Rebecka said...

I'm thinkin' maybe it really did happen, but there's nobody righteous enough to be raptured so everything is still the same. Maybe next time.

Motherboard said...

In a tragic mixup, my clothing was inadvertently raptured, leaving my naked self behind. I called, but heaven is experiencing a "high call volume" at the moment, and the poor folks at the Indian Call Center (Raj is very friendly, if you can get through to him) are just buried right now. In the meantime, it's chilly. But don't delete me just yet...I'm still holding out hope.

Bria said...

So, I had opera rehearsal yesterday. I came home and I couldn't find my husband and children anywhere. Joel wasn't answering his phone, it was raining like crazy outside, so they weren't taking a walk or something, and I had the car. It took me an hour to find them and I have to say, I was a little worried about the whole rapture thing then! ;) I mean, I knew they were all perfect, but what about me???

Keely said...

Sorry, I didn't get Raptured either. And I already emptied my bank account.

JoeinVegas said...

Why cancel the cable? They wouldn't bill you for it anyway.

Karen Peterson said...

I'm pretty sure most of my family wouldn't have been raptured anyway, so I guess we're living up to that "families can be together forever" promise, which is why I'm still here.

Cheeseboy said...

This is two days late, but I am pretty sure something wacky is going down. There is a lion and a lamb out on my front lawn, playing catch with a bunny,

Kazzy said...

It was a little comforting to know that I got my impatiens planted before I was going to be sucked up into the sky. Then when it didn't happen I decided to go ahead and water.

Kristy said...

Yay! Still here!

Wendys Hat said...

My husband played the funniest organ solo at church and dedicated it to the Apocalypse. "Rise Up Ye Followers of Christ" Got a laugh and awe from the congregation!

Now I'm hearing that he {that all knowing preacher} said it was only the beginning of the Earth's 90 day cleansing. Oh great, I have to worry again!