Friday, March 5, 2010

For the Easily Entertained

OK, I'm working on a post for MMB, and one for here. So I don't have anything new to put up. But while we wait, I want to play a game. You've probably already played it, but humor me. I've only been blogging for a year.

I really do think that there is a crazed monk holed up in a cave somewhere whose entire job is to come up with word verification words. And I'm pretty sure he has hidden cameras in my house. Today, for instance, I've had the words "tubso" and "faat" as WV words. Don't tell me that jerk isn't watching me eat white cheddar popcorn while I blog.

In my last post, Becca got the word "depantri" and she came up with this really clever definition for it. ("Mama, where's de crackas?" "In depantri!" See? GENIUS!)

So, here's the game: Leave a comment, but have it include your WV word, and what it means. And I want everyone to play, even you, Motherboard, and even you blurkers. I promise, you will not be billed later, and no one will visit your home or try to sell you a time share.

OK? Ready.....GO!

88 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Jillybean plays this, and I always super suck at it. Which is surprising, considering how awesome I am.

Acesse: How Britney Spears spells "access."

DeNae said...

Well of COURSE Jillybean plays this. I never think of something original.

No matter, people! Play, play, play!!

Stacy said...

I always have the funniest WV words when I visit your blog.

Today's edition? "fasmsing"

Fasmsing: noun. The condition caused in any LDS sacrament meeting by bad family musical numbers. Specifically the train of thought of audience members wishing that those singing would fall into a giant chasm, never to be heard from again.

NatureGirl said...

Hmmmm....I must be getting tired....my WV was "yawns"...I will play again though...I DO get some good ones sometimes...

Kazzy said...

Ablywed. After 23 years I would hope so. :)

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

OK just be cause you told me too, as a blurker I will try. Is it OK if I mess up typing in the word until I get one I like?

Right now it says liona. I got nothin.

So on try two ationdis. Nope still nothin.

Jennifer said...

unmic = getting rid of your Crocodile Hunter
the end

Jennifer said...

Ok, Stacy's was super funny! It made me LOL. Dude! I didn't think about having to do this again... This time I got:

regasi = the second time I ate at Taco Bell, or every time after the first time

Sorry, 10 year old potty humor

TheQueen@TerrorsInTiaras said...

Yes, Stacy--very funny! I always think of funny definitions for my WV words when I comment on some serious post and it's not appropriate to say such things. Anyway...

nuckshne--derogatory slang for the cocky show-off in karate class who uses the nun-chucks like a girl.

Kaylie said...

Belisho. How Las Vegas gamblers pronouce the name of their hotel after they've had a few too many.

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Errr... so I guess I'm a little out of the loop. I don't know what a WV word is.
But my brother in law, whenever you'd be making a sandwich or something requiring cheese, would walk up to you and say,
"Eh! That's "nacho cheese!" And swipe it from you.
Meaning, "not your".

I suddenly feel very lame....

InkMom said...

Watch and learn.

My word is dartic.

I bet Cook saw lotsa penguins when he was down there 'splorin dartic.

InkMom said...

roffelat:

I ate a roffelat Jeff's restaurant.

(Jeff is our friend who manages a local Cracker Barrel restaurant. Our kids think the whole place belongs to him, old-fashioned toys and all.)

InkMom said...

spaeur:

We went bowling the other night and I got a spaeur. (That's how we say it around here. Don't you?)

I love this game.

And I'm a little punchy after a THREE HOUR symphony rehearsal, in which we played Beethoven 6. Man, he could have used a good editor.

InkMom said...

catio: noun. The crazy cat lady's back porch.

(This officially means I'm easily entertained.)

InkMom said...

blyse: verb. To skip over the juicy part of the story, as in, "Don't blyse! Did he kiss you, or not?!"

Amber Lynae said...

pluti- slang for a plus size cutie.

Amber Lynae is a pluti fo' sho'.

Amber Lynae said...

blyse- the blogging lies we tell when we realize that the truth isn't as funny as the way things happen in our head.

InkMom said...

I am totally going to start using the word "blyse" with my made up definition.

I'm done now.

Jenny said...

latedme: My kids wouldn't get their darn shoes on when it was time to go, and thus latedme.

Hel said...

embles - the part of the fire that ambles.

Good idea Denae!

Shelane said...

gnizing: the new hip term that replaces the old "gnarly." as in, those jeans are gnizing, yo.

Shelane said...

Decinge: verb. The act of loosening all constricting articles/layers/devices of clothing necessary for camoflauging unwanted jigglyness for a night on the town.

Can we just go home already? I need to decinge before my eyes pop out of my head.

DeNae said...

This is so fun!! InkMom, you are a WV animal! OK, my word is "eprop".

A synonym for "blogging award". "I received an e-prop from Serene, but I forgot to thank her for it!"

David H said...

Olies: Do olies people follow your blog?

Kimberly said...

Like Balderdash for blogging, eh? Mmm...white cheddar...me want...

Puplunde - A small tribe of nomadic shepherds who entertain themselves by naming their sheep's ticks and fleas. The Puplunde were nearly wiped out several decades ago when a freak thunder storm scared off all the vermin thus leaving them to a) die of boredom or b) count their sheep, fall asleep, and then die from lack of mutton.

NatureGirl said...

Hey...got one on another blog...

Reersal: You know, what you attend every night in preparation for your roll as Eliza Doolittle...

"Catch ya latuh, I's edded to reErsal..."

East of Eden said...

I tried to write a short story using blog WVs once. I saved the words for a whole month on a piece of paper on my desk. I think I got distracted though becuase my THUTB started hurting.

Ali said...

audef: it's when a deaf person is auditing. hehe

Garden of Egan said...

I've often gotten a kick out of the verification words. It's kinda like fate a carma and stuff.
Once LPK was posting a post about how sick her family was and my verification word was "germers" I couldn't believe it. It was like the planets aligned and the moon was in the second sun.
My verification word for right now: baisredl
What the heck?
OK, it's the ingredient that you put in spaghetti when you've run out of basil and red.
So lame. At least it could have been a good one while I was playing this.

Garden of Egan said...

OK, I'm posting again cause my VW is
enedu
as in, enedu every hour

aunt dyanne said...

"linga" a Radio version of "LINGO" played only by spanish speaking females.

Garden of Egan said...

OK back for more.
VW: infec
lazy person saying they have one of these in an oozing wound

The Damsel In DisDress said...

When the lassie went a'courtin' in the meadow with her laddie, she got a teeny bit "anati".

Wonder Woman said...

Mospe: How Motherboard's Moxie says her name.

Wonder Woman said...

houvi: who-vee, (n). A Hoover that gets really bad gas mileage

Wonder Woman said...

solityp: (v) typing with one hand

Wonder Woman said...

fluous: (adj) when something tries really hard to be superfluous, but doesn't quite cut it. I suppose fluous could mean "necessary," as opposed to superfluous.

Braden said...

What a fun game, DeNae. And, like Kristina, who's entry was very funny I thought, I super suck at this. However, mine was easy. Suptedi is how really supid people spell their condition. It's also how a new hip-hop stuffed animal greats the older stuffed animal sharing the room.

MarieC said...

"acion" = how my 16 year old would probably spell action (he did not inherit my spelling gene, and the schools sure don't teach spelling these days)

DeNae said...

OK Nutty Hamster Chick, I'm going to try yours:

liona -- For some reason, my son prefers to "liona" couch instead of his bed.

ationdis -- Dey're twins. How will I tell dem apart? I'll put a bow on dis one, and "ationdis".

My latest WV: uzvenowi (damned monk!)
"Uzvenowi" too long. Come in before you freeze.

Keep it going, peeps!

Thora said...

Mine is kermally. I think this is for caramally popcorn - not that I'm eating it right now, but I do love the stuff.

Braden said...

Arrgh--sTupid people, not supid people. (Like people who can't spell "stupid" for example).

Reeler is my new WV. That, of course, is a disparaging name that industry insiders call an honest car salesman, who instead of being a shady wheeler-dealer tells you the real truth. Consequently, he doesn't make many deals, though.

Melanie J said...

pitialb: a close word kin to "pitiable," an apt word to describe my attempt at this game.

aunt dyanne said...

Princess Ali said I should have said...

Linga.... what those mormons do after church...linga longah.

new WV.. not even gonna try... the monks must have been offended by my mormon comment.

Brooke said...

sivar: my word is actually listed in the Urban Dictionary as "the slang term for El Salvador."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sivar

My definition would have been more piratey, as in "Agh! I can't sivar I'm goin' with this blasted eye patch on!"

Another thing to do with WV words is try Googling them. "Sivar" came up with over 164,000 web listings.

HalfAsstic.com said...

Brilliant idea! My word is:
Angluct-Pronounced Angle-cut. What the hair dresser does when dealing with a lopsided head. Angluct.

Marian said...

My word is chipper - exactly how I feel after reading all these super funny definitions. Seriously, laughing out loud! But not a great word for my own definition, so I will try again.

L.T. Elliot said...

Crap. Mine is lystsho. I suppose if I spoke with a lisp, I might say, "I'm so sick of watching lystsho!" But that would be a lie because I love watching Mythbusters. ;)

And I misspelled it! So now I have a new one. Nosse. Maybe I should quit being so nosse

Marian said...

mitypal- my height-challenged friend

Marian said...

When Tinkerbell wants to tease her hair up big, she uses a "weepik."

David H said...

Ionsoe tired...what am I doing up playing games online??

David H said...

Coacquit: what you do when you find out the next day you used your dryer as a urinal...

DeNae said...

That's my boy...

Ooops, now I have to do another WV.

OK, this one's "micaligh"

Slang for when the contractor tells you the kitchen counters are marble, but they're really formica.

It's a "micaligh".

See? That monk's a jerk!!

That Girl said...

Obaror - what my young son does when I do not serve breakfast fast enough.

ObarOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!

Sarah said...

asing,
not the best I have come across.

DeNae said...

Sarah, is you not gonna play? I's jis "asing"!

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

Whangshi:

What I would name my child if I married Jackie Chan.

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

Okay, that was lame. One more: Woostr.

The wed chicken wan away when she saw the big, stwong woostr coming.

Stacy said...

I keep coming back to this, just to see the comments everyone is leaving. And Steph, your comment above made me laugh so hard I collapsed into a major coughing fit.

murogmon: ancient evidences of Mormon life. As in, "the archeologists were astounded at the murogmon unearthed on their latest trip. Most surprising was the find of several 9x13 pyrex pans filled with funeral potatoes topped with cornflakes that were still warm."

Lara said...

This makes me happy! I do this anyway, in my mind, every time I leave a comment.

"wressing"

The act of putting on those jeans that you aren't willing to admit are way too tight.

Lara said...

One more, just for fun:

"jazomic" Obviously, the microphone a jazz singer uses.

That one was too easy.

Kimberlei said...

ovencide: What crosses your mind when you agree to help with the PTA Bake Sale.

"Man, I wish my oven would succumb to ovencide so I could get out of making 746 dozen cookies."

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Anther:

My 4-year old's lisp, "mom! I need an anther right now!"

Kimberlei said...

pignovel: when you read the last chapter of a book before the rest. Just to know if the ending is worth the time that will be spent
to read the rest. Like piglatin, but for books.

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Okay, maybe I should write this but I just couldn't pass this one up.

"sperd"

Even sperm has nerds.

DeNae said...

Yeah, Serene! Now you're cookin'! I loved "sperd"! And Kimberlei, two home runs! I read in "pignovel" all the time!

Stacy said...

Sperd! Hahahaha!

Anyone wonder if we're starting to irritate the wv gnome? I am, because here's my word:

alkingsh.

Hmmmm.

There once was a queen who was married to a very loud king named Al. Al was very noisy, so once the queen yelled, "Alkingsh!"

Wow, it's late. And that was lame.

Stacy said...

OK, one more just to prove I'm not always so hopeless.

Grashion: the fashion sense of every child under age ten that requires all knees in the jeans be covered in grass stains.

AS Amber said...

Ok mine is amberyou'resolameatthisgame.

Huh. Those munks seemed to aim that one right at me! And I've never seen a WV with an apostrophe. Now they're just messing with me.

AS Amber said...

Ok for reals: waxwb

The way Vanessa said "wax love" after I waxed her teeth.

Boo-yah!

David H said...

Crap, I keep forgetting that it'll give me a new one whenever I sign in here...

Muuzz: The sound of a cow talking in her sleep

Becca said...

Bedding? Really? I started this mess, and when I finally show up to play, the Monk gives me Bedding? I'm totally going back to bed.

Anonymous said...

wharow: Oh wharow where has my leetle dog gone? Oh wharow where can he be?

Anna said...

ingna- An ancient civilization of do nothings

Just ME the MOM said...

Adoileou -
my kinda french for 'good bye'

:)

Kristin

I bid you adoileou - until tomorrow :)

Just ME the MOM said...

Holy hanna - still laughing my head off!

KK

Shelley said...

The fact that I'm "78" should verify this is a good game.

distr - I am going to go with something you would say if you just brushed off your "sister" (either blood related or ward)

Shewinn8 said...

unmusnes; the state of my house once the last child leaves....6 months and counting...

Sue said...

proona - the latest in natural stool softeners.

Kara Herron said...

Exerdo: What it's called when you exercise while eating cookie dough!

Hey, that sounds fun!

Victoria said...

lations.

Obviously... it's what they call sex in "the hood." As in, "Yo, mama, don't go nowhere... we gonna have 'lations later."

Smith Family said...

thients

The personal trainer's group of clients working on their thighs.

Wendy said...

I'm a little late on the draw, but here goes:
Nyun Nyun...is what is repeatedly yelled by someone behind you who is chasing you up the stairs. Personally I have been traumatized by the "Nyun Nyun Man"

aprilhoyt said...

sorimm
Them there planes are sorimm in the sky.

(it took me forever to figure out what in the world you were talking about...what's a WV word?! haha)


BTW - Huge fan of your blog! You have said SO many things that have been on my mind ...one of being the snacks for church and the screaming babies that people don't take out!

JBSquared said...

"kingly"

Fabulously appropriate if I do say so myself (although I'm a girl, so "queenly" would have been an even better fit.)

:)

Jen said...

All I can say is...HOLY "SHEEEEITE"....I'VE NEVER SEEN SOOO MANY POSTS ON A BLOG BEFORE!!!!!!!!! WWWOOOOOWWWW

M-Cat said...

ranthely

I suck. I got nothing.