The annual salute to fudge continues.
You've had it with Christmas carols that require the singers to make instrument noises. In all your days you've never heard a drum that sounded even remotely like 'rum-pa-pum-pum', and singing it just makes the choir members look silly.
Choir members who rebel and blow raspberries with their lips instead get extra fudge.
("Come, they told me bbbbrrrrrrrrrpppppp - aaahhh...")
Click here to watch a favorite Christmas Caroling video, courstesy of my buddy Ken Craig, whose college pals are featured in the film.
It should be noted that following college, Ken went on to raise and provide for a family, and currently serves as a bishop in my area as well as the resident expert on U2 and obscure film trivia.
Evidently, the rest of his friends just formed a marauding boy band which has been menacing the streets of Provo for the better part of the last 15 years.