Are you still wondering why I'm only talking about fudge? Click here. I'm not sure what it will link you to; I just chose a random URL. But honestly, if you haven't figured out by now that this is my annual salute to marshmallow fudge, then it probably won't matter anyway.
You're preparing roughly 1,739 "plates o' goodies" to distribute to the neighbors, who will return the favor by reporting you to the Homeowners' Association when your kids' basketball hoop remains in the driveway longer than 2 1/2 minutes.
(You may want the dog to deliver the "fudge" to some of the more cantankerous residents, although you'll very conscientiously keep her on a leash as per H.A. Regulation 436692 sub-paragraph Q line-item twelve "Domestic Animal Restraint Constraints", because you know the rules are there to benefit all of us.)