It does not pay to take chances...
It's Christmas Eve! And you're practically finished with the preparations!
All that remains is the early morning "dry run", when you lock the bedroom door and lay everything out to check for balance and accuracy.
You'll need the fudge AND the Diet Coke and maybe even the Pompeii cookies with you for this one, because 'minutes before zero hour' you'll realize that three of your kids' piles look like you staged raids on Fort Knox, Tiffany's, and Apple headquarters, and the fourth kid's pile consists of a partially opened package of Hanes tube socks and a DVD you discovered yesterday he already owns.
I'm so very, very sorry. You're going to have to return to one of those "Mart" stores. Take the fudge with you (and maybe your Ronco "Pocket Taser", as seen on T.V.)