The annual salute to fudge continues. You know you love it. Admit it.
SAY IT! Say, "I LOVE THE SALUTE TO FUDGE!!"
Why thank you. That means the world to me...
You attended the Middle School Orchestra Christmas Concert tonight. In this case, it made the most sense to simply jam the fudge directly into your ear canal.
Even if the fudge contained big walnut chunks, it was still more pleasant than actually listening to the performance. Middle School Orchestra Concerts are reportedly being used as interrogation tools in the fight against terrorism.
("Tell us where Bin Laden is, or we'll play 'Sleigh Ride' again! Don't think we won't!")