We interrupt this incredibly boring afternoon to bring you news of the most startling, most enthralling, most heart thumping....um....you know, variety.
Seriously, sit down for this one. Mostly because anyone who reads other people's blogs while standing has clearly not heard the latest statistics on the undisputed correlation between standing and exercise. And I'm sorry, but blogworld is NOT for you exercising religious fanatics. You pull up a soft, rolley chair and nuke a couple of Lynn Wilson burritos like the rest of us. Don't make us come over there and, er, uh, be FAT on you.
Cuz we totally will.
Anyway, speaking of sitting and eating, my lovely and talented sister Amber is hosting a Meet n' Greet next week, and you're all invited!! That's right!! Even you exercising religious fanatics!! You can help drag the rest of us to our cars when we collapse from Alfredo Sauce Infarction.
(And see why I advised you to sit down for that big, big news? Next time you'll listen, huh?)
Friday, July 10, evening-ish. Dinner type activity. General Salt Lake City vicinity. I know, I know, stop with the minute details already, Miss DeNae the Control Freak.
I'm coming to town for a very special celebration, and those of you at the MnG will get to be a part of it. Honestly, this is better than a "Blossom" reunion!
And this just in: The Also Very Lovely and Talented but Far More Elusive and Mysterious "Motherboard" has announced her intentions of attending. That's right, people. You will meet this wonderful woman who Amber and I love not only with our whole hearts, but with big chunks of our kidneys, livers, and spleens.
Amber would like to know how many of you are coming, so please either comment here or over at her place.
I hope you can all make it! This should be a GAS!
(So bring your Beano...)