We are experiencing technical difficulties. Our family computer is on life support. The Plan B computer is a sociopath. I don't know how much time I have before it notices I'm trying to post something new and comes at me with a flame thrower.
My technological life could be made into one of those futuristic movies where the robots and the computers and the garbage disposals all become self-aware and attempt to take over the world.
So I may not be heard from for a while. I'm going underground to join the Resistance, using snail mail and smoke signals to keep off the Master Domain's radar, until such time as our version of Sarah Connor and her 'terminal to the terminators' kid save the day.
Meanwhile, here are a couple of posts from happier, more innocent times. I hope to be back soon - stronger, wiser, having earned the respect and awe of our household appliances.
Power to the people!